So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I looked at my own cervix.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
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he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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