I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
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congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
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I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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