i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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