I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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