I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
People in love make me want to vomit
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
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If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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