Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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