found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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