I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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