you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
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That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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