she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
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I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
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He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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