Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
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captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
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Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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