WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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