I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
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I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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