You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
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The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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