Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
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PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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