umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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