I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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