those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
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do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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