Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
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According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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