look no pants
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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