Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
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and to all the women that have made love to him.......the next psa should include the number to a free clinic.
They faked it.
If you have to send a text like this, you weren't as good as you think or they'd come to you
psa fail, plain and simple
This guy is funny, don't be a hater because you're so ugly you wouldn't even have a chance to receive this text. Psssh.
Happy Valentine's Day. Yours, Barney Stinson
Douche!
I love this text
Grand? Grandpa stop texting.
Epic!
Failure!
And delete!
What a dickhole!
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