I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
please come you make the beer taste better
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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