CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
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I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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