their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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