Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
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Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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