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  • 75 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 4:38am

    yehh im a little concerned as to why you think of breast feeding when a girl let you kiss her tits...

  • 81 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:52am

    slap them hips and ride those waves

  • 66 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:19am

    <3 I love "plus-sized" women.

  • 64 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:29pm

    Well, it's obviously an 80 year old man who acts like an 8 year old. Simple.

  • 62 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:10am

    that reminds me of hills have eyes...you dont wanna know why.

  • 68 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:03pm

    Boobies? What are you 8?

  • 70 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 10:28pm

    you ARE six months old. for using the word boobies.

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 12:36am

    Hey. don't knock it! If Stewie from Family Guy wants to text, then let the little tyke do it!

  • 63 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:11pm

    4:30 you are an official donkey

  • 67 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:42am

    true 11:36. but then again we live in a world where ANYone can get laid, you just have to try. i say he's 12 and wants to be a part of the adult world by contributing a middle school text.

  • 60 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:44am

    its like hes saying skinny chicks dont let him play with their boobs. tht would b wierd caz it feels good

  • 58 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 9:27pm

    i think he used the word boobies on purpose.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:02pm

    7:16 -- That joke has been used about a thousand times in every text like this. You need new material.

  • 58 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:49pm

    young lady? what are you 80?

  • 56 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 4:30am

    Fat chicks. They're not just for black guys anymore

  • 58 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 1:35am

    That makes one of us.

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:02pm

    Both valid points. I'm confused.

  • 55 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 12:58am

    Hate to break it to you but women of any size can have big breasts.

  • 57 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 7:16pm

    Good thing about fat chicks is that they give good head a) they're greatful and b) they're use to eating ice cream, and they're damn good at it.

  • 53 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 11:36am

    9:44, maybe NO chicks have ever let him play with their " boobies" before. He doesn't exactly sound like he's got a lot of game.