NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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