Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The Olympian is in my bed
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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