At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
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