I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
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A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
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You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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