yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
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Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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