I wanna bring you to show and tell
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
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No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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