There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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