i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
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Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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