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  • I hate that too. But it's even worse when you barely shit and you have to wipe like 40 times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:46pm
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  • Clean getaways are the shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:45pm
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  • why the fuck would u even text that? hahaha thanks for making my day :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 4:22pm
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  • how the hell are you going to know if you got all your shit if you don't look at the paper.....?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:33pm
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  • A no wipe necessary crap is as good as it gets. Of course you look.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm
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  • Flawless Victory, Clean Getaway, hilarious. Whenever that happens tho, I always do one extra insurance wipe, just to make sure my ass aint playin tricks on me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:41pm
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  • you dont look at the toilet paper? so is like 3 the magic number? you have to know if youre clean or not. one of my teachers had a poll of our class and at first all the girls said no, but after convincing them that its normal and a good thing they all said yes. so who the fuck are you that you dont check?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:37pm
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  • That's the best kind of shit!! No messy clean-up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:06pm
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  • You're tripping dude, GHOST SHITS FO EVA

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:22pm
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  • One wipe woooonder! :D

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 1:06pm
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  • ha ha haaaaaa, made my nite lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:32pm
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  • There's a name for that. We call that a Flawless Victory. And it's most definitely epic. Also good if you're in a hurry to do something important...Like meet the president...or go on a date...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:01pm
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  • FINALLY. I thought I was the only who thought like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 9:02pm
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  • Haha I love you for texting your friend that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm
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  • fuckk yeah lookingggg at da tp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:37pm
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  • Yeah 8:41 has it down...my heart soars when there's nothin there but you gotta do one more just to be sure. How could this possibly be a bad night?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 2:42am
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  • yeah i agree about the EPIC FAIL thing. Its fuckin retarded.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:39pm
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  • I guess it's possible to be retarded and still be pretty clever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 5:53am
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  • I actually love that. Nothing worse than a messy cleanup.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:18pm
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  • who goes onto everyone of these posts and writes EPIC FAIL? its so fucking lame!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:52pm
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  • Clean getaways work for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:21pm
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  • WTF!? No residue is the best. It means your intestines are working great.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 15, 09 at 3:23am
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  • if I poop I always clean with a baby wipe first, then with toilet paper to 'dry' off. Clean as a whistle!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 12:15pm
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  • in my house we call that a ghost poo. or if its fast and clean its a turbo poo. both very nice. Eww to the person who doesnt check the tp... id hate to be the one cleaning your undies. :/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 3:55am
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  • That is what i like to call, "the perfect shit."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 26, 10 at 1:51am
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  • LMAO that was awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:50pm
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  • this is the best ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:42pm
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  • clean victory deserves an award. Ignore epic fail. you're giving them what they want.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:55pm
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  • FLAWLESS VICTORY FOR LIFE!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 8, 09 at 7:19pm
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  • 6:30, to make sure you dont have any shit inbetween your asscheeks to wipe(:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:43pm
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  • the phantom poop is the best... Its going to be a good day when i start out with one of those

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 1:29pm
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  • 4:17 you would bet on that because you probably sniff assholes on the regular. MOST people just wipe with TP. Do you smell their asses all day as you pass them? Idiot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:51pm
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  • ROTFLMAO 8:41 !!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:04pm
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  • Couldn't stop laughing at this

    Submitted by atown13 on Jan 17, 11 at 9:54pm
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  • Wooooooow who wrote ths??? A fuckin 11 year old?!?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 11, 09 at 10:04am
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  • yo this 4:17 bitch is all over the place. 8:15, you're right. that bitch be sniffin ass all day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 4:30pm
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  • hahahahaah. omfg. thats the funniest shit i ever read on here. and its so true. i feel the same way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 8:58pm
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  • ugh....fuck dude why are you lookin at the tp after you wipe?? i let that shit go asap and flush

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 6:30pm
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  • I don't know what you're talking about, that's the BEST kind of poop. Totally agree with 6:46 as well as 8:41.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 11:02pm
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  • no ghost poops for me :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 11:18pm
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  • for the record, when that happens, it's called shitting an ace. and it's the best feeling in the worlddddddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 8:18pm
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  • Its pissing me off too, 7:52.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 8:00pm
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  • wtf is wrong with you? A Clean Swipe is THE BEST THING EVER!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 1:07am
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  • i HATE THIS TOO! i'm so glad i'm not the only one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 12:40am
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  • I love Flawless Victories!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 7, 09 at 7:11pm
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