return my video game
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
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I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
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Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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