Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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