you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
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I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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