i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
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I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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