Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
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Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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