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  • 59 34
    Submitted by aawwsshheett on Sep 18, 12 at 7:05pm

    I'd rather be out drinking thinking about God then in church thinking about drinking.

  • 56 32
    Submitted by undrcvrmlkman on Sep 18, 12 at 5:16pm

    UK - providing the world with educated alcoholics

  • 52 28
    Submitted by Donotdiscard on Sep 18, 12 at 9:10pm

    No, that's happy hour.

  • 49 23
    Submitted by sagus on Sep 18, 12 at 4:35pm

    Alcoholism at it's finest

  • 47 22
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Sep 18, 12 at 7:29pm

    @aawwsshheett "And malt does more than Milton can/To justify God's ways to man" --A.E. Housman

    • 44 29
      Submitted by aawwsshheett on Sep 18, 12 at 10:03pm

      "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me instead of a frontal lobotomy." -my bud Jeff

      • 39 37
        Submitted by armchairguru on Sep 19, 12 at 11:25am

        That's the stupidest thing I've read all day.

  • 49 31
    Submitted by princesskitten on Sep 18, 12 at 8:11pm

    Also, don't forget it is five o clock somewhere...

  • 40 34
    Submitted by Phys on Sep 18, 12 at 10:43pm

    Yea but I started five hours ago!

  • 40 38
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Sep 19, 12 at 1:59am

    It's 5 o'clock somewhere

  • 37 42
    Submitted by mslautner on Sep 19, 12 at 12:38am

    That's dumb why drink in the morning

    • 44 30
      Submitted by lol_wat on Sep 20, 12 at 12:27am

      *head desk*