I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I just want to make out with him forever
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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