: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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