Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
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i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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