vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
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Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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