i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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