he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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