"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
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nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
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There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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