Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
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She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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