i think i have herpe
just one?
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The police scanner is talking about you again....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
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I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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