sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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