first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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